Tuesday, May 19, 2009

What do you do at Dennys???

When going to Denny's for a late night snack, there are some rules that need to be followed.
1: Always go with fun friends

2: Sit towards the back so when doing the following, you won't draw to much attention to yourselves

3: Either try hanging silverware off your nose OR play paper football OR take your straw wrapper and roll it into a ball and try to flick it down each others shirt (this only works if you are with another female)

4: Make sure to talk about the most inappropriate things right when the server comes up and watch them squirm.

5: Have long lengthy conversations with the server about the food on the menu

6: Laugh and have a good time, remember you are probably never going to see any of those people again...well with the exception of the server

7: Make sure to tip well...coming from an ex server, when you sit and have a giggle fest and eat table time, and only have a $15 check, make sure tip at least 6+...

8: Make sure to have a camera to document your craziness so you can not only share it with others but look back on it and laugh.




Now here are some lessons

Lesson 1
Make sure to make a goofy face when taking one picture



Lesson 2

Make sure to have at least one cleavage shot.....wait...I meant SMILE!



Lesson 3
Make sure you are caught doing something stupid




Lesson 4
Continued from Lesson 3,
Make sure you look cute doing it


Lesson 5

Word to the wise...don't snort coke...The Drug OR the Soda!
End lesson. I hope you enjoy our trip to Denny's, if you would like to join our crazy fun sometime, just let us know...more the merrier!

Love Hugs and Blessings
~J~

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